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Hi there. Are you interested in going to
heaven?

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Beavis, Butthead, do you guys want to
join our demonstration?

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We're trying to stop them from forcing
us to learn about evolution.

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It's for a really cool cause.

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Uh, it doesn't look very cool.

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Hold on a sec, boys. Let me ask you a
question. Do you really believe in

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evolution? Can you honestly say you
understand it?

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Uh... No. I never could understand that
crap. It's so complicated, no one can.

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My dad says the reason no one
understands it is because it isn't true.

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He says learning it in biology class
isn't worth going to hell for.

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Bottom line is, the positive acting
teens don't believe in evolution and

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think they should have to learn it.
Right, guys?

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Yay!

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So, like, if something's too complicated
to understand, then we shouldn't have

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to learn it?

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That's right.

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Cool. Really. I don't understand half
the crap they talk about in there. Way

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complicated. Yeah.

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Maybe these people are cool.

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Good

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evening.

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Tonight, Beavis and I will be discussing
a wonderful and inspiring film called

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The Human Centipede.

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In this movie, a German doctor
surgically connects this chick's mouth

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chick's butt.

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Then he connects that chick's mouth to a
Chinese dude's butt.

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Creating a Siamese triplet called the
human centipede.

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You know, it really is uplifting.

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Through this experience, they learn
about cooperation, friendship, and life.

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And they also learn...

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What human butt tastes like.

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I mean, at least two of them do.

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Yeah.

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That's uplifting.

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And now here's a short clip of the human
centipede.

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A Siamese triplet connected via the
gastric system.

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Ingestion by A.

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Passing through the discretion of sea.

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That's the butt.

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The human centipede.

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Feed her!

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Feed her!

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Hard! Slow!

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You know, Butthead, I was thinking, you
know, they're going to make Sex and the

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City 3.

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So, um...

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Why not make it good?

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Why not have all those chicks go to
Germany and get lost in the forest, and

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the doctor from Human Centipede finds
them, and then he sews them all

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butt to mouth, into one big centipede.

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That would rule.

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That would be two sequels with one
movie. It would be the greatest chick

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that has ever been made.

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Feed her, Charlotte.

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Feed her, Carrie.

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Feed her, Samantha.

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In

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all

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species, genetic traits are passed to
offspring that allow them to survive

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better than their parents. In this way,
the process of... So complicated.

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Hey, Beavis, that Pat dude said if
something's too complicated, we

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have to learn it. Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Beavis and Butthead, do you have
something to add to our discussion of

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evolution?

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Uh, yeah.

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It's too complicated.

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Yeah, and this guy right out in front of
the school told us that we shouldn't

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have to learn it.

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Yeah, that's right. Let's get out of
here, Beavis.

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Um, guys?

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Oh, and, uh, you're going to hell. Yeah,
that's true.

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The Pythagorean theorem can best be
expressed with this equation.

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A squared plus B squared equals C
squared. Uh,

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yes,

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butthead. Uh, we shouldn't have to learn
that. Uh,

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why not? Because my uncle's not a
monkey.

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Yeah, that's right. This is geometry,
not evolution, okay?

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Tell that to the Lord.

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But it shall go unanswered as you roam
the fiery pit of damnation.

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You're going to hell.

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Now, to start a wrestling match, one
wrestler gets down on all fours and the

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other wrestler mounts him from behind
like so.

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Whoa. Sure.

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Definitely going to hell. Yeah, I don't
understand that at all.

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I mean, you know, it's okay for you
guys, maybe. To each his own.

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Damn it, Beavis, butthead, get back here
now!

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Hey, Beavis, let's go tell Principal
McVicker he's going to hell.

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Yeah, really.

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What kind of a place is he running here?

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Hey, boys, how come you aren't in class?

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Uh, we got suspended.

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Because we refuse to learn stuff that's
too complicated to understand. Just like

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you said. You got suspended for your
beliefs?

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This is exactly what we need to get our
message out to the media. Hold on, boys.

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I gotta make a call.

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For a guy who does cool stuff, he sure
doesn't look very cool.

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It's kind of embarrassing.

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I am here live at Highland High School
where two local boys have taken a daring

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stand for their beliefs.

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Now, tell us, what exactly happened?

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Uh, we're like not going to go to school
because they don't like our beliefs.

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Yeah, they never really did.

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It's not that these boys don't want to
go to school. The fact is they were

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suspended for supporting our movement.

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He said movement.

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I've been suspended for that, too.

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Beavis Butthead, what led you to take
such a strong stand against evolution?

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Well, it's like that dude says.

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If you can't understand it, then it must
not be true.

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Exactly. I mean, I don't understand it.

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And I'm stupid.

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See?

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And, by the way, this incendiary issue
will be taken up tonight at that town

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hall meeting. Back to you, Miguel.

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Miguel's going to hell. And take the
weather guy with you, too. He sucks.

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The charred walls of the damned.

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Is that Gandalf? Ooh, that's a good one.
I think so.

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And I know they had homeless people in
Middle Earth.

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They've been trying to, like, escape
from the shelf.

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Oh, they're alive?

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They're very close by.

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I keep calling meeting.

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Meeting!

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Meeting!

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First of all, to make sure that we're
gathering respectfully, this clan here

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an elder.

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These are the clams that ought to be
respected because they've lived a long

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time. They have their genetic heritage
to pass on to the young. Boy, this guy

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has more rules than the army.

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A dirty, stinky, itchy, smelly army.

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And beardy, you know, with a bunch of
disgusting homeless people.

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I need to go and be in the forest right
now.

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Whoa, when did his shirt come off?

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We'll sit and connect.

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Gandalf is ready to connect.

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What are you feeling?

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Right now, a lot of pain.

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I just went for a walk. With the
experience with the clams, I don't think

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differently of you because of it.

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It was the clams that made it hurt.

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Can you pull up your inner resilience?

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Yeah. And then you can pull my inner
resilience.

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Is anyone looking?

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Gandalf will show you some shame.

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Now go back to your tent and take off
your clothes.

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The other side keeps saying the theory
of evolution as if all the scientific

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facts... See what we have to put up
with?

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...themed researchers and academics...
Tell it to someone who cares!

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Yeah, like Satan.

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You can tell him when you're in hell!

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That's enough!

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Now you two boys, shut up before I come
over there and do it for you! I think

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what these boys are trying to say...

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is that our science classes should teach
all possibilities for the origin of

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life. After all, evolution is only a
theory.

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I agree with Max here. Yeah, science is
stupid.

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Wait, that's not what I was saying.

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This fact is exactly the kind of
dangerous ideological thinking that

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undermine not only years of scientific
advance, The fact is you are going to

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roast in hell because you're not letting
go. Yeah, you're all going to hell.

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Please, we don't accomplish anything
like this. Shut up!

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Okay, since we can't agree to disagree,
the only solution is to find a

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compromise that both sides are
comfortable with.

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Yeah, they'll be comfortable in hell.

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Sorry about that.

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So, thanks to Beavis and Butthead, you
don't have to learn about evolution

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today if you don't want to.

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We're popular.

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Looks like no one wants to.

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Very well. Then today you have to study
this.

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I only have one copy, so please take
detailed notes.

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The theory of intelligent design holds
that certain features of the universe

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best explained by an intelligent cause.
I knew that Max guy wasn't cool.

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Let's get out of here, Beavis.

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We're going to hell.

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Yeah, maybe it won't be so bad.

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